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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: My husband wont bum sex me........</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197829/197836.html#msg-197836</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[..but three of them were part of teh bumsexxing






did you not attend the lavish $20m opening of that hideous hotel then?, no sparkling banter with kylie??]]></description>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: My husband wont bum sex me........</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197829/197835.html#msg-197835</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm really really fucking ill

Got some seriously bad bug. If I drink a sip of water I get bad stomach pains and arsewee it out in 5 mins

I've been doing that for two days

I have shit myself no less than 4 times

:'(]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: My husband wont bum sex me........</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197829/197834.html#msg-197834</link>
      <author>Bongo In The Congo</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Yeah c'mon you cunts. Highlight of my day is checking the previous day's ramblings.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Music] Keeley TR-2 Tremolo For Sale</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/3/197833/197833.html#msg-197833</link>
      <author>amnesiak</author>
      <description><![CDATA[This is one amaxing sounding tremolo!! Very transparent and actually sounds richer then the trem on my Fender 65 Twin Reverb Reissue!

In mint cond with the velcro still on the bottom for attaching to pedal boards.

Keeley is the master of mods to pedals these days and this is no exception.

Call on 07903 053062 in the evenings or email for enquiries.

Based in central brighton.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Music] Orange Rockerverb 50 + Cab for sale</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/3/197832/197832.html#msg-197832</link>
      <author>amnesiak</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Had them both well under a year and in very good cond. The cab has a couple of niks to the tolex but nothing serious. Changed the power valves in the Rockerverb for Groove Tube Gold Series 6V6's which are warmer and lead to a richer and quicker break up. 

Rockerverb 50 Head - £850
PPC212 Cab - £275
Both together - £1050

Please email or call 07903 053062 in the evenings for serious enquiries.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: My husband wont bum sex me........</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197829/197831.html#msg-197831</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[just goes to show how detrimental the institution of marriage is, doc]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>delboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Address ....????

Good time to come round ....????]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] My husband wont bum sex me........</title>
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      <author>roberta</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hmmm bet this gets them looking, write a fucking message ya wasters......

Doc x]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Music] moving to Brighton</title>
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      <author>trtzbass</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hello everybody, I'm Cristiano
Next week I'll be moving to Brighton from Italy.
Since I'll basically start a new life in there I'd like to get my feet wet in the musical scene.
I've been playing bass for 19 years and teaching my instrument, harmony, musical ensemble and computer music for 10. Along my career as a performer I've been producing rock bands and engineering records, mainly in jazz/classical sectors and I've been involved in soundtrack composing for short movies, documentaries and advertisement and rock/pop arranging.
By eradicating my old life to seek for a more stimulant musical panorama (before complaining about anything in your scene, come to live and play in Italy for a month...if you dare!) I know I'll have to start up from the very beginning (dishwashing, that's it!) and it's all ok with me.
All in all I just wanted to say... anyone intrested in a ..um.. young (32) axe for some intresting music? I've been playing anything for a living... from disco music to death metal, from Dream Theater to italian pop, from funk/fusion to britpop... and I love every aspect of every style! Got gear and experience, can sing backups and love tweaking electronics
For more info come to my myspace (www.myspace.com/trtz)

See you there!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197827.html#msg-197827</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[If and when I get a job you will be the first to know. I'm currently spending every day soaking up this wonderous paradise, endulging in fresh sundrenched experiences, meeting great people and drinking copious measures of shit vodka. That leaves precious little time to be fagged to go job shopping

When the Amex severance cash dwindles I shall undoubtedly become motivated on some level. That should hit around the middle of next month

That's Christmas time, of course and nobody gets a job at Christmas time 'cept if you're an elf perhaps

I was shocked to discover all the shops in my local town have frekkin Christmas trees in them and selling Christmas lights and tinsel an shit

There's also a pub round the corner 

Yes......a pub

Call this mussieland? 

I think not

(H)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197826.html#msg-197826</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[so, you sorted a job out then, or are you still relying on passing trade from gentlemen?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197825.html#msg-197825</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[That has all stopped now


















Not the bit that 9'ers said o' course :$]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197824.html#msg-197824</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[..and i reckon kinners shit encrusted bell-end might just be the straw that breaks teh camels back, figuratively..]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197823.html#msg-197823</link>
      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[ARF!

And for those who don't get the popbitch mailout...

[quote] Dubai's once-pristine beaches might soon have a new feature: human poo. 

Dubai has a waste treatment plant designed to cope with a town the size of Chipping Sodbury and has been overflowing for months. It’s become something of a tourist attraction to see the three-mile queue of orange faeces-laden &quot;cess trucks&quot; wait for their turn at the tiny desert sewage plant.

Bored truck drivers, fed up with queuing for 16 hours a day, have taken to dumping their excrement cocktails into Dubai’s storm drains, which lead directly to both public and private beaches. 

Good news all round for the hotels, fake islands etc which seem to open every day.
[/quote]]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197822.html#msg-197822</link>
      <author>Bongo In The Congo</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Arf!


Speaking of Arf! [url]http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24649737-5005941,00.html[/url]

At least he practised safe sex :)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197821.html#msg-197821</link>
      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hmmm, after further reading i see it is in fact artic which, as we all know, is short for articulated lorry. 

Kinners you're drinking diesel!

Fret not though it'll put hairs on your chest which you can then cut off and stick on your head.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197820.html#msg-197820</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[nah, it'll be some illicit syphoning off from an ethanol plant out there among the dunes

97% water
2% ethanol
1% aromatics (filtered through arab jockstrap)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197819.html#msg-197819</link>
      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[And, as we all know, you don't get much wheat in the arctic.

I bet it's really made from polar bear piss.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Music] NICK HARPER @ THE LATEST MUSIC BAR, BRIGHTON MAR 28 09</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/3/197818/197818.html#msg-197818</link>
      <author>GiggingGirl</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Catch this outstanding acoustic singer/songwriter guitarist, fresh from working with Dizzee Rascal and Calvin Harris and playing London's RAH, when he plays 2 shows (7.30pm/10pm) on March 28 2009 at The Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry), 14-17 Manchester St, Brighton.

You won't regret it!]]></description>
      <category>Music</category>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197817.html#msg-197817</link>
      <author>Bongo In The Congo</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Another clue is what it's made from. Vodka should be made from spuds, hence kinners addiction to spud juice.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197816.html#msg-197816</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Some people moscow casting aspersions, questioning the validity of my grammatical ability. Giving not a thought that I may have kremlins in my spollcheck, or indeed a slight stalin in the speeds of my cumpyewter fastness

So I would ask only this. Don't go russian into conclusions. You may just find yourself commi-an unstuck

Gorbychops!!

:@]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Music] capital , brighton , elbow etc</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/3/197815/197815.html#msg-197815</link>
      <author>musicmanmike</author>
      <description><![CDATA[capital have a new song on their myspace

[url=http://www.myspace.com/capitalmyspace]www.myspace.com/capitalmyspace
[/url]

check it out , very elbowish me thinks.]]></description>
      <category>Music</category>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197814.html#msg-197814</link>
      <author>sickboy</author>
      <description><![CDATA[[quote]teh mis-spelling of arctic shopuld have sent alarum bells ringing you silly boy[/quote]

Knowing kinners he probably mistook it for some funny russian writing.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[:-O]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>matt611</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Yeah, not bad … though a little too many romantic dinners on the beach and not enough anal ..

We did, however, indulge in some watersports]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197811.html#msg-197811</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[wb sixus, good honeymoon?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>[Chat] Re: A word of warning!</title>
      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197810.html#msg-197810</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Rickertinks were supposed to be getting betrothalised 'sweek, but nobody has heard anything since the day before the nup nups

One can only assume and indeed hope they are honeymooning in a luxury villa on Antigua with easy beach access

I am yes up the doobies. It's funkin ace

(H)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197809.html#msg-197809</link>
      <author>matt611</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Alright sausage monkeys .. I'm back !!

Whats been going on? Can someone &quot;fill me in&quot; ... Is Rick married off? Is Kinners in Dubai? Did that lanky black fella win the election ??]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197808.html#msg-197808</link>
      <author>Kinell</author>
      <description><![CDATA[:$ I only red the pryce laybul

'Hic!']]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.nottingham-life.co.uk/forums/read/1/197806/197807.html#msg-197807</link>
      <author>U99</author>
      <description><![CDATA[teh mis-spelling of arctic shopuld have sent alarum bells ringing you silly boy]]></description>
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